h a l f b a k e r y"Bun is such a sad word, is it not?" -- Watt, "Waiting for Godot"
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+ sounds like fun, though I want mine in a longer version, thanks.....and no beard for me. |
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i want a darwin beard for reading the
darwin awards. increase your feeling of
superiority over the awardees tenfold! |
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I want a Hawking-voiced computer to read his books to me. |
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Ooh ooh, and ear severing kits for sale at the entrance to Van Gogh exhibits. |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! my face is on
fire. <runs around, trips over the length of
beard and knocks himself unconscious on
the coffee table, earning a darwin award
himself> |
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I have a little squeezy brain for finger excercise. I think I'll just use that. |
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And if we're reading Danielle Steele? (Not me personally, you understand - can't stand her stuff myself.) |
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