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Alternatively, tie a piece of elastic between her slippers (ever have those mittens?) - this will prevent her from striding about the place, and reduce her speed to one at which furniture is more easily evaded. |
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How is she on crack pavers and such? |
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I'm thinking a pair of contact lenses might help. |
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They get cold in the winter, too. Slippers are supposed to keep your feet warm. |
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