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A small fire is lit benath your baby's crib. As he or she drifts off to sleep, a steam powered device, gently rocks the cradle in a slow gentle motion, with the intermittent sounds of crackling.
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mmmmmmm crackling. ...haven't tried baby crackling [benfrost]...... wots it like? |
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i was trying to work this in as a bacon powered crib, for the title - the ham that rocks the cradle, but it just seemed tasteless. |
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oh I don't know. ham, mmmmmmmmm. |
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hope this baby doesn't get overheated. |
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Two words: Boiler explosion. |
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Two more words: Fish bone. |
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...and two more words, [guncrazy] - highly unlikely. I'm not sure this is a good idea, but with the power you'd need, there would be absolutely no risk of boiler explosion. |
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Nothing goes together better than cradles, babies, fire, and scalding hot steam! |
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I usually prefer rotisserrie, although I may pass on the drippings from this one. |
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