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Now, listen, please sit down. I want to tell you a story, it's about the Body Fat Fairy, have you heard of him, yes, he's like the tooth fairy!
All you have to do is leave the bedroom window open at night, put you stomach under the pillow and go to sleep, and in the morning, when you wake up all
that nasty fat is gone...I know, isn't the Body Fat Fairy amazing!! Ok, let's all sing the Body Fat Fairy song, a 1, a 2, a 1,2,3 4...
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Obviously the entire thing is run from a blacked-out truck with no number plate, the former special forces operatives sneak in through the window, cosh the vict...anaesthetise the donor insensible and run the lipo-fracking pipe out of the window to the truck, where is refined into oil. Sleeping with your head under the pillow can end badly.
Gosh, I'm as smart as medical doctor...
http://www.ljcsc.co...-fracking%E2%84%A2/
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 16 2013]
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I like it! This could work! They will sing your praises! Others will shout with great exuberance, "...It's about time!..." and "...You're under arrest; you have the right to remain silent..." [+] |
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//you have the right to remain silent... |
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That is odd, when you think about it. It should be "you have the right to make small talk, but anything denigrating the Police Officer's decision to use formica rather than granite for kitchen work-sufaces, or choice of curtains may be taken down and used in evidence.." |
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Why would cops want granite curtains? |
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Do keep up [bigsleep]. Touchy (I can't spell tou..touehc.. dammit) |
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//Why would cops want granite curtains? |
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Bulletproof, guaranteed to keep the light out on summer mornings and can be climbed as part of an exercise regime. Who wouldn't want granite curtains. I think it's gneiss, you may think it's schist. |
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I'm giving this a bun for the term "lipo-fracking"
alone. |
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Lipo-Fracking™ I'll have you know. Expecting huge IP law conflict with Apple over it. |
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OK, I'll try it tonight. [+] |
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