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A cruise, wherein a mutiny is staged, for the enjoyment of suspecting or unsuspecting paying passengers. Available in a variety of nautical flavours including 17th Century Piratical, Vichy France Caribbean Tramp Steamer smuggler, and, for the egocentric, Under Siege.
The Game movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119174/
Kinda like this [nvrewo, Aug 11 2006]
IMDB: April Fool's Day (1986)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090655/
[angel, Aug 11 2006]
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Could the more absurdists people get it in "Deep Rising" or "Virus" flavor? Might take a bit more makeup, but it'd be well worth the effort if done well. |
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I'll think about adding this twist to my "Santa Cruise" idea. Could be fun to see the high-pitched elfin waitstaff turn on the line officers and run amok. |
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Didn't they do this in the West End, with David Essex and Sinitta? |
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If I'm gonna pay for this, I want to be on the looting and rapine side of things - where's my eye patch and cutlass?! |
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How a bout a staged Shipwreck Cruise. Then perhaps we can finally once and for all determine the validity of the phrase, I wouldnt even if We were stuck on a deserted island... |
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Or the cruise could start off being run
by 17th century pirates and everyone
could rise up and mutiny to assert their
18th century Enlightenment values,
sweeping away the anarchy and
superstition of pirate life with the
shining lights of rationalism, ethics and
logic. Hurrah! A victory for
intellectualism and reason! |
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Only to be immediately ousted by a vicious gang of 19th century Victorians who will impose mandatory 5pm tea time, collar-to-toe dress for women and the belt for anyone who uses the lord's name in vain. |
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you'd have to tell the people on this cruise
what was going on, because the last thing
that you need is some competent anti-
pirate guy wreaking havoc on the staff of
the cruise. |
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"alright, everybody stay where you are and,
wait, what are you doing? put down the
chair please sir. please don't push me over
the railing. aaaaaah!" |
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"Oceanic flight 815 for Los Angeles now boarding." |
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Reminds me of that movie "The Game" |
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Bit like "April Fool's Day" too. |
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