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Is your USB wireless receiver plugged in, but
is your wireless mouse missing? This wireless
mouse will make a squeaking sound upon
command from the PC via a keyboard
shortcut. It will be equivalent to calling your
lost mobile from your landline phone. Lost
your keyboard? Then the mooing keyboard
will... etc., etc.
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This is probably being manufactured as we speak.++++ |
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That would lead to the keyboard being renamed the "cow". |
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Why not have an electronic "cat", programmed to find the "mouse", then bring it back to you half-dead, drop it at your feet, then play with it in a cruel and disdainful way until it expires ? |
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How far does your mouse actually get? I can't see any real call for this whatsoever. But obviously, I'd still buy one! |
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make it sound realistic enough and in the middle of the night when your half-asleep doing an assignment due the next morning (not that I do that) and you'll wake up with a surprise the next day... |
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