Squanto* and the Beanstalk

Just like the early settlers arriving aboard the Mayflower, average parents today don't know what to do about the environment they're given, so they buy and use whatever is easier for them at the time. This convenience produces waste, which costs us all in terms of pollutants and expensive disposal. Disposable diapers constitute a significant share of the biomass dumped into landfills, but why does this occur when poo sacks are valuable sources of plant nutrients?

We might be better off if we'd imagine our way back to the 1960s, when littering wasn't a second-degree felony and mobile parents simply pitched the tot's smelly butt bags out of the car and to the roadside. The difference is, that the diapers contain many, if not hundreds, seeds of flowering or ecologically adaptable plants. The waste and moisture inside the padding of each diaper would be a mini-incubator for outdoor propagation of plants with high nutrient reqirements. This is merely one stratagy in a global plan to decentrallize the inflows of baby bung and thereby stepple the landscape with oases of new growth.

*A quick historical note, Squanto was a legendary native American who taught the Mayflower passengers to plant corn, also to encourage better yield by adding fertilizer in the form of a decaying fish in each hillock.