Sqeezey-Voiced Dog-Ball

Dogs love to talk using their squeezey balls. Throw the ball, rover picks it up in their mouth and squeezes out eeeeoooo eeeeeooooo and everybody laughs because of the alliteration being reminiscent of "bora bora" or "foo foo", except that now rover has just picked up a specially manufactured squeezey voice dog ball with a super 3d printed human vocal tract specially optimized to form complex human-like sounds. Rover can get better and better at this, at first squeezing out "gloshortnik" and later squeezing out "thanks buddy."