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A hat with a spring
that's remote controlled
Pressing this button
will be fun, I'm told
My friend says Bush
was elected again
I just can't beleive it
you gotta be kid'n
I turn and look him
straight in the eyes
As my hat shoots up
in comic surprise
My rhymes ain't tight
and my
meter is whack
So I'll end this thing now
to avoid a smack
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I'm thinking this is available or was once, have you googled novelty hats, spring loaded hats, etc.? |
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edit: I apologize for doubting your research. |
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This invention has got to be the absolute coolest thing ever. I would buy one... If I had the coin. |
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This invention has got to be the absolute coolest thing ever. I would buy one... If I had the coin. |
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Yes I did, Dentworth. Not found, thus the idea. |
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Well I like this springy hat in a [Giblet] Style,
This hat sounds wicked and versatile,
It indicates surpise in a way you can see,
Can imagine it being sported by RunDMC,
Could even see it on them Beastie Boys,
I know them dudes are into neat toys,
S'pose we might find that this hat has been done,
But I'm still gonna give it a halfbakery bun.....Checkit!!
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I think you'd need a chin strap to keep it on your head as it sprang. Maybe this could be disguised as a comedy beard? Either way, [+] |
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A problem I note,
Could be the remote,
To keep it clutched tight,
Through the day and the night,
On the merest chance that,
I should wish for my hat,
To fly up from my head,
Like a cat when shot dead,
Would be tiresome.
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May I suggest in its place,
A device on the face,
Or perhaps on a tooth,
Or the mouth (in its roof),
I could prod with my tongue,
To get my Springing Hat sprung |
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Giblet, yes I searched, found only one patent pending explanation of a pop up hat, but it was not spring loaded. |
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Nice lines, from all of you. |
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Fine wines, and olive juice. |
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Nine pines, palmolive spruce, |
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Einstein's a shot callin' Jew. |
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//My friend says Bush was elected again// |
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I think this hat should come with steam tubes, so you can make steam come out of your ears. |
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What does the summer hat do? |
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I assume it has some "additional" functions (ha ha). Watch out for the fall hat, though! |
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