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I had a thought the other day that 'waterboarding' sounds
more like the name of a sport than the name of a torture.
You know… snowboarding, wakeboarding, skateboarding,
waterboarding?
That inspired this idea, which is to combine sports with
tortures. You try to do as well as you can in a sport
while
suffering from a torture. For example:
- rowing + scaphism
- basketball + heretic's fork
- hurdles + shrew's fiddle
Vaguely Reminiscent of The Kitty Olympics
The_20Kitty_20Olympics
Oh, For Heaven's Sake, You're a Smart (Half)Baker -- there's a Parallel Here, I Tell You! [Grogster, Nov 28 2015]
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An iron maiden could move very quickly down a luge track. |
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How about simply competing who tolerates most torture.
Like identical waterboarding treatments and last man
standing wins. Great spectator sport. |
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Baked, for the spectators at a cricket match. |
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Also, thanks to [jutta] (I assume) for moving this to the
proper category, which I didn't realize existed. |
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What?
No Bun?
Well Sirs or Madams (or both), I'll not hear of it!
[+] Take That! |
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This was vaguely reminiscent of The Kitty Olympics <link> except for humans. |
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