Splash Chair

Ok now that it is 2013 and I am 8 years older and with 8 years of parsing f-ing emails under my belt, and with a fancy kurzweilian iPad with its fantastically advanced touch screen keyboard which makes it so much easier to say everything than it was in the old 2005s, I am going to try to rewrite this idea mostly because I am amazed that it doesn't exist yet, and partially because my butt hurts from sitting in this very Un-splash-like chair.

This is a rewriting of "Molecular Velcro" from 2005 which no one got, apparently because I didn't speak or think English back in the day. But I can't believe that the product doesn't exist so I am going to throw it out there, this time hopefully in English.

So the idea is for a bunch of balls of whatever size works the best, say 1inch to start, that have hooks on them, like burrs, so that, depending on the strengths of the (flexible) hooks, a tub full of these balls would form to your shape depending on how you impacted them, and how much you weighed.

I can't write it. I give up. 8 years of f-ing emails and I can't put my thoughts into words.

A bunch of f-ing Velcro balls, in a tub. So you can skootch them around but they retain your shape. A bunch of balls with hooks in a tub.

That is all.