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Spifenorkenfoon

 Because Trick Utensil Ideas...DO NOT SUCK!
 
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Okay. Here it is: Lexan plastic and as big as a tea saucer BUT with six points like the Shield of David EXCEPT instead of points --- EATING UTENSILS: A spoon. A fork. And a knife. GET IT!? The other three? (This is good!) ANOTHER spoon. ANOTHER fork. And ANOTHER knife. TWO PEOPLE can share ONE plastic utensil. It's TOTAL PERFECTION, FOLKS! Don't even TRY to top it! Pleeeeease?

Oh, and jackstraw chopsticks come stuck thru the middle so the wee one can play whirlygig after the meal.

—The Military, Jun 30 2001

Know your spoon http://www.spoonlan...ersSpoons/index.php
This is a good site; also has stuff about hamsters. [angel, Jun 30 2001, last modified Mar 03 2005]

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       Truly a name to match the utensil, and vice versa. I promise *never* to suck my Spifenorkenfoon.
—Dog Ed, Jun 30 2001
   

       It's the Swiss Army Knife (sans the tool for inserting horseshoes into Boy Scouts' foreheads).
—angel, Jun 30 2001
   

       I love it!! A truly sensational idea! When's it being marketed??
—Persian Princess, Jun 30 2001
   

       ditto what angel said. By the way, nice link angel. I especially like the hamster page, though I disagree with their conclusion about the use of spoons for self defense.
—DrBob, Jun 30 2001
   

       Truly people of vision and supreme intelect all! I am proud to walk upon the same planet as you. Thank you for seeing that which I see. I love you!
—The Military, Jun 30 2001
   

       ::gasp!:: I finally have proof that great minds think alike! Just the other day I was wondering what kind of money could be made selling something a lot like the spifenorkenfoon. Of course (like most of my ideas slippery suckers that they are) it got away before I could draw it. ::sigh:: If only I, mere child that I am, could come up with a truly fantastic innovation like some of the ... *things* (?) I see posted here in the HalfBakery, maybe I could finally earn enough cash to buy that lifetime supply of Pocky I've dreamt of for so long... -_- Spifenorkenfoon! Even the *name* literally SCREAMS genius!
—ichinichi, Jul 02 2001
   

       What about the Spifenorkenfoonnladelwhiskerbeatacleavospit?   

       Mwahahaha! It will NEVER END! Chaos reigns in the world of cutlery.
—Reverend D, Jul 03 2001
   

       I want chopsticks with retractable razor-sharp knife blades.
—hippo, Jul 04 2001
   

       Also makes an excellent throwing star.
—RayfordSteele, Aug 15 2011
   
      
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