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Small (or medium) sized electrodes in each key of the keyboard. As soon as spell checker realizes that a spelling mistake is occuring, a mild (or medium) shock is administered. A few taps of the backspace key, and a bit of thought will end the pain for you and your readers.
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I liked my shocking hat idea better. Also, spell-checkers don't know jargon. |
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or my shocking pen... though, granted, nobody uses a pen anymore. [ ]... no, wait [+] for taser-level shocks. |
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I did NOT see Stewie do this with the piano - I saw Daffy Duck do it with explosives instead of shocks though. |
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I could use that.
Does this place have spell check?
I'd still be in trouble tho as there is still the grammer and punctuation to contend with. |
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//abominable "US English" spelling?//
Don't criticize; your judgment is dishonorable as it is likely to cause quarreling, not dialog, at our favorite website. |
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... and increasing levels of "are you sure ?" and "ARE YOU SURE?" with tense music, before zapping the hell out of the language abuser. |
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//likely to cause quarreling, not dialog, at our favorite website//
wot's that then, the "Half-Pedantry" ? |
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Will it recognise [sic] "[sic]"? And will you sic the [sic]-seeking sucker on the sickened (sc. and sickening) whose only offense is that they forgot to modify the default localisation settings? |
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Oh God, you're so funny [21Q] |
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You've a point [21Q]. I've developed an alphabet that has only 14 characters in order to reduce the redundancy that comes from hard/soft consonants. The only problem is that teddy bear and titty bar look the same spelled out... |
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Guess you'd need to read the context. |
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