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Speed-e-printer

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A printer able to print legal documents, for example, just off the top of my head - an extradition request form - in less than 12 days.

Added feature is on-demand paper jamming and running out of toner, for face-saving purposes.

Could be useful for something,

not_morrison_rm, Jun 25 2013

Exemplum document nectunt http://faculty.txwe...ls/K183vCruc991.gif
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 26 2013]

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       Could be, could be, squire. Nods as good as wink, eh?
not_morrison_rm, Jun 25 2013
  

       Special July only offer.   

       Crack team of caligrafr..callig..people what write nice to your location, able to turn parchment into illuminated extradition requests* (with the gold leaf) in less then 12 days, or your money back.   

       As seen on the Government Procurement home shopping channel   

       Click on nectunt for further details.   

       *Latin only, they're funny that way.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 26 2013
  
      
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