Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Specialized Raisin Dish

 A dish with indentations of dimensions accommodating of raisins
 
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Meant to facilitate the reaching and eventual obtaining of raisins. The dishes come with indentations in three sizes: regular; genetically engineered raisins; dude, they're still grapes.

Also ideal for exhibiting painted "Easter Raisins" in your home.

—Babyhead, Jun 14 2004

you could play the ancient game of solitaire with Baby's dish http://www.pro.or.j...rsive/solitaire.gif
[po, Oct 04 2004]

Grape Sizer http://www.wilsonir...0001&categoryid=189
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]

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       ?
—DesertFox, Jun 14 2004
   

       I cannot comprehend neither the purpose, nor the attraction.
—simonj, Jun 15 2004
   

       The indentations should spell out: "Danger - High Triglyceride Food"
—ConsulFlaminicus, Jun 15 2004
   

       It's times like these when I really wish the voting options were: "for", "against", and "don't understand"
—luecke, Jun 15 2004
   

       I think this one falls under the failed attempt at humor column.
—DrCurry, Jun 15 2004
   

       I think he means when eating breakfast cereal, and trying to find the last raisin in a bowl full of milk.
—phundug, Jun 15 2004
   

       Now I see...it's for those many, many times when someone gives you a melange of grapes, raisins, nearly grapes and nearly raisins and you wish to sort or grade them. "Is it a grape, is it a raisin? There's simply no way to tell without a Specialized Raisin Dish".   

       Or not.
—half, Jun 15 2004
   

       if I understood it, I am sure I would pronounce it brilliant, +1
—po, Jun 15 2004
   

       Martha Stewart will certainly rank this among the "must have's of the year".   

       There must be different dishes to match the seasons and occasions. Summer needs one with an ice chamber underneath to keep the grapes chilled. Condensing moisture gives them the appearance of fresh fruit picked at sunrise on a dewy morning.
—kbecker, Jun 15 2004
   
      
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