h a l f b a k e r yA few slices short of a loaf.
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Wouldn't it be safer to vent it to a burnoff stack
running up along your back to above the top of your
head? I'm assuming the wearer doesn't care what
people think at this point any way. |
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That way if you still wanted to impress the ladies
you could bend over and offer them a light when
they pulled a cigarette out. "Allow me" FOOWHOOSH!
"Oh, sorry, just roll her around on the ground a little
bit." |
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a Burnoff Stack would make an excellent peripheral,
sure to amplify potential impact as i am sure it could
also be engineered to increase the audible sound of
each burnoff event maybe like a trumpet. |
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You'd certainly get people's attention. |
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I wouldn't wear it to important events though.
Graduations, award ceremonies, coronations, that
sort of thing. |
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Connected to a portable lie detector AND that childhood taunt of "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" could come true. |
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( Might need to add a butane cylinder for when the potential liar isn't feeling very gaseous.) |
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