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Get your moon rocks here!
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I was thinking this would be about putting a load of trinkets
in a capsule, sending it to orbit the Moon, then bringing it
back and selling them at a premium because they'd "been to
the Moon and back". |
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// bringing it back and selling them at a premium // |
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Moon rock's no problem - how much do you want ? Minimum order would be ... let's see ... <furious calculations> ... about eight tonnes ? Extra charge if you want it in 20kg bags. |
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Why do you want it by the way ? It's really, really dull stuff ... |
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It's already mostly scaffolding .... |
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//a load of trinkets....sending it to orbit the Moon..premium because they'd "been to the Moon and back" |
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Sort of shades of the 'moon' diamonds in the Man who sold the Moon... |
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I went to the moon, and all I got was this lousy
scree & dirt. |
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...and a packet of gravel. |
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That's nothing. I went to a plantation in India, and all I got was this lousy tea shirt. |
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Still, can't grumble. Sturton went all the way to Vientiane, and all he got was this Laos city shirt. |
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I went looking for fossils in hard, dark, opaque rock composed of silica (chalcedony) with an amorphous or microscopically fine-grained texture, occuring as nodules (flint) or, less often, in massive beds. |
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All I got was this chert. |
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You're lucky. My parents went to the International Dyslexia Conference and I all I got was this lousy S-thirt. |
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Quit whining- we went all the way to Dublin to abduct the President the Republic of Ireland, but all we got is this lousy Taoiseach ... |
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