h a l f b a k e r yIt's not a thing. It will be a thing.
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Everyone in the world should lie down at midday and let the sun set off a photic sneeze. The force of all these sneezes will push the Earth into an orbit further from the sun, cooling the planet down a bit.
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Am tempted to bun this just because you seem to be a fellow sufferer of the Autosomal dominant Compulsive Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome - by far my most favourite acronym! Unfortunately, despite being an autosomal dominant condition, I think we only number 15-25% of all. Halve that for people actually facing the sun at any point and I suspect you might have trouble shifting the earth. |
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Yes he is, and the gene's from me. A breeding program might help very slightly. |
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I had to bun this because it made me laugh. |
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