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Solve global warming with photic sneezes

 Push Earth away from the sun by sneezing
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Everyone in the world should lie down at midday and let the sun set off a photic sneeze. The force of all these sneezes will push the Earth into an orbit further from the sun, cooling the planet down a bit.
—eleventeenthly, Apr 27 2009

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       Mmmyes. Or rather, no.
—BunsenHoneydew, Apr 27 2009
   

       Am tempted to bun this just because you seem to be a fellow sufferer of the Autosomal dominant Compulsive Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome - by far my most favourite acronym! Unfortunately, despite being an autosomal dominant condition, I think we only number 15-25% of all. Halve that for people actually facing the sun at any point and I suspect you might have trouble shifting the earth.
—shudderprose, Apr 27 2009
   

       Mmmyes. Or rather, no.
—BunsenHoneydew, Apr 27 2009
   

       Yes he is, and the gene's from me. A breeding program might help very slightly.
—nineteenthly, Apr 27 2009
   

       I had to bun this because it made me laugh.
—krelnik, Apr 28 2009
   


 

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