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A shiny chrome sofa with a crumb tray and pop-up cushions to make you stand up when your TV programme's finished. |
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<vision of a budgerigar perched upon a tiny sofa within a cage with the door open snacking on a Cuttlefish bone> End vision + |
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I would probably dare someone to eat all of the crumbs after a year of sofa usage. Daring someone to eat all of the dirt and crumbs from under the refrigerator is getting old. |
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+ I'd like to get a version for my car. |
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This was a pretty dern good idea. |
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Give it a little calculating capacity and you'd have
a slot-o-couch. Ching-Ching as you watch "High
Stakes Poker" and pretend you're one of them
cute guys. (You know by raising and lowering the
raising and lowering Lazy-Boy arm.) |
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