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Socks of Death
Gift sets of two pairs of replica socks, Murderer and Victlm | |
Gift sets of two pairs of replica socks, Murderer and Victim
Oswald and JFK
Ruby and Oswald
Mark David Chapman and John Lennon
Make and model of socks should be in police reports of celebrated or notorious cases.
( Idea makes my stomach crawl. Should be a best seller. It has the Yuck
factor.)
Socks of Death
http://www.theguard...jan/07/bill-clinton
Steve Bell's 'If...' [DrBob, Apr 15 2015]
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Perverse, sick, twisted, ghoulish and mentally unsound. |
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Why two pairs? No sane person wears identical socks
on both feet. One Ruby sock and one Oswald sock,
shirley? |
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If the same idea was migrated to bands with departed rock
stars, it would invite the name of Socks and Drugs and Rock
and Roll. Rewarded one croissant. |
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When your stomach crawls, does it do it on it's hands and knees ? |
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Depends on if it's in the army or not. |
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"Les chaussettes de mort", surely? |
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When my stomach crawls it never quite leaves my body, just wanders around a bit. If it did leave, it could function as a weight reducing diet technique or circus side show act. |
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Since the French invent everything first, "Les chaussettes de mort" by Shirely Fondue will no doubt be found printed in some 1963 version of Le Mounded. |
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So not Bill Clinton's cat then? Disappointing. |
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Mismatched killer-killee pairings created by the tumble dryer, perhaps an all victim-set left, JFK chopping Thomas Becket to bits while Brutus and Chapman wrestle in a concrete pipe on the edge of an abandoned industrial development. |
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But what about mass-murderers? Proper translation of these into the sock symbology would require (e.g. for Harold Shipman) one left sock and 200+ right socks. |
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On the flipside, Thomas Becket's killers can be dealt with by two socks and two gloves. TB himself is a condom. |
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"If the sock don't fit, you must acquit." |
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Jeez, I was going to post last meal cookbook and it's already a thing. |
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