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I think your problem is too many sheets. |
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See people think they lose the socks during laundering.
Maybe what you really need is a longer bed. |
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Sounded quite banal until you got to the bit about the conveyor belt. That I like. |
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I can actually take one sock of with the other (still socked) foot, then take the other sock of with the now unclothed foot, yet holding the first sock so that if the second sock slides off, it slides over the first sock and I then have a nice little roll of two sokcs that I kick to the side. |
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It is one of my two great talents. |
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I call them blanket terrorists. They hide in the mountians and valleys of my blankets and focus on dismantling the economy of my sock drawer. |
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I think this is classic stuff. Plainly states the halfinspired motivation, solves a real nonvital problem, overcomplexifies the solution without scruples, not boring, closes with the promise of a better tomorrow. Almost too textbook. + |
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//It is one of my two great talents.// |
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The other one being? It's hard to imagine it being any greater than what you have described. |
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[zeno], is the second one the ability to tie a not in a cherry stalk
with your Tongue? |
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It sounds like a possible adaptation for one of my old ideas, Documnets (link). |
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