Sock Puppet Pants

These pants have a sock puppet sewn in where a traditional pocket would be on a standard set of trousers.

The puppet should be employed in certain specific situations when the aide of such a puppet emerging from one's pants fly would bring delight to all those who witness it.

In those embarrassing situations when a passerby indicates that your fly is down, simply insert your hand into this puppet and thank them graciously in high-pitched tones.

During lulls in conversation around the dining room table act out a famous scene from a popular movie about aliens, and win the high regard of your friends and colleagues.

If you are a school teacher tasked with the onerous duty of informing youngsters about the dangers of sexual intercourse, employ your Sock Puppet Pants to memorable and perhaps life preserving effect.

Finally, these pants can provide an excellent medium for expressing one's desire for the aforementioned dangerous sexual relations with a no doubt surprised, but inevitably wooed counterpart.