Social clue handler

This service would listen (and look in on if you have the camera upgrade)in on your conversations when turned on and route them to a personal assistant with a high degree of social aptitude. The assistant would then be able to advise you in advance of meeting times to help you avoid gaffes. "you'll want to avoid discussing Mr. Hernandez's family today, he's been looking stressed every time he talks about them"

An earpiece would let your advisor give you quick hints without distracting you. "look concerned now" and the assistant could explain later. "Mrs Burnstein was talking about her petunias but I could tell from the way she was looking at Mr Green that she was actually feeling bad about her late husband who wore a suit similar to Mr Green's at the funeral last week"