Social Scientist Smackdown!

Over the centuries, Anthropology enthusiasts have made a science of anticipating the uncanny human spirit.

And, whether you realize it or not, retinuants of the social sciences have made an impact on your life in one way or another.

Now that religion, (one of their most favored stomping grounds), is officially a dead art, and the dungeonesque psycho wards have been stripped of government funding, the genuflect sages of psychology have been forced to emerge from obscurity to seek alternative fertile pastures.

Oddly enough, they have secured haven and have come to nest under the guise of online dating and matchmaking services. With newsprung fervor and their outdated data, they're getting their jollies off of snooping thru your e-mail, texts, and chat comments, pondering new ways to yank the strings of your personal life.

So now that these professionals have narcissistically reared heads in effort to garner a bit of the public spotlight, isn't it reasonable that they should be held accountable for when they're wrong?

When their bad advice turns into someone else's nightmare, shouldn't some form of pensalization ensue?

There needs to be a new hit reality TV show called, "Social Scientist Smackdown!" Paired teams of experts should be made to go head-to-head with tag teams of people suffering from their substandard clandestine guess work.

That'll give'em a sense of responsibility and teach them to mind their own business!