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Snuggle Belt
A continually adjusting belt that modifies its tightness while it is being worn. With adjustable snuggle settings. | |
Keeps pants from riding up while sitting or becoming uncomfortable after a big meal.
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Elastic only goes so far and it tends to hurt the skin. Plus, pants with elastic waistbands are kind of tacky. |
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Wear a python. It operates the same way. |
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Well - an anaconda, if you prefer. |
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Aren't there already belts with elastic built in? If that's not fashionable enough, perhaps it could be camouflaged. |
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Missed opportunity (neelandan): "Wear a boa." |
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Wouldn't this take the fun out of wearing those hot new superlow jeans? I mean, we wear them precisely *for* the possibility of giving our hind-side viewers an occasional dose of plumber's butt ... |
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I can't good in good conscience croissant anything that might reduce the sheer pleasure of being a girl. |
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I think those low jeans look goofy anyway, like 'My mommy couldn't afford to buy me new clothes'. |
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are they what we used to call hipsters? |
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what are those silly trousers that have the crotch (nearly said crutch) around the knees? |
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The 'crotch at the knees' thing is called 'house'...as I understand it <which may be wrong; caveat emptor>, it's short for '<in the> big house', ie jail, where they take your belt away and your pants slip down. Manages to look even more dumb than the hipsters... |
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In her latest crappy video, Britney Spears wears a pair of hot-pink undies *over* her own superlow leather jeans. It's a look ... more or less. |
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I'm fairly certain that Britney's mommy can afford to buy her a few new things; whether or not anyone could call them 'clothing' is another matter. |
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She bought herself a couple of new 'things' too...Keep wanting to stick a pin in her jahoobies and see if they'll pop... |
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the snuggle belt is a good idea |
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I like it. It should easily adjust to your changing dimensions... kinda like a belt with more than one buckle hole. |
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