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Humming pleasantly on the bedside table, the mini-globe keeps its tiny scene glittery as it quivers on its column. In bed, the shimmying, scintillating snowflakes warm the most frigid G-spot.
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[FJ] - I am shocked, shocked I tell you. |
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what's the scene inside? Mt Everest? |
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I was thinking more of the Marianas Trench, with fishies instead of snowflakes. |
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Or perhaps the quaint little shop in town that is run by the town lech. |
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Or maybe a luge driver on a track that leads into a tunnel? |
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You could combine this with
DessertFox's 'Goldfish Clothes'.... |
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Bun, just for the disturbing imagery. |
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Actually, we're currently lobbying for it to be possible for lesbian snow bunnies to marry over here across the big wet, so you can have your cake and eat it too if the forces of good prevail. |
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Souvenirs: "I didn't get laid in Acapulco" |
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thanks [FJ] and a scenic churn. |
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Instead of the magic 8 ball fortune teller can we have the magic fortune telling vibrator please. |
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