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Sneaker oil

 oil to quiet sneaker squeaks.
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inspired by this annotation @ "Sneaker that looks just like a dress shoe" @ hb

You make *squeak* that dress *squeak* look beautiful *squeak* You ain't *squeak* bad your *squeak* elf, Mr. Fan-*squeak*-cyPants. *squeak* Hold *squeak* me closer *squeak* What, *squeak* this tux? You *squeak* know, I *squeak*... — thumbwax, Dec 05 2002

—popbottle, Jul 07 2014

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       could use a link.
—FlyingToaster, Jul 07 2014
   

       Ssshhh, Don't help him out. I like watching him go to extra lengths to accomplish the easy. I'm sadistic that way.
—blissmiss, Jul 07 2014
   

       [bliss] you're getting meaner as you grow younger.   

       Bun the idea of course: very surprisingly "sneaker oil" isn't a common phrase.
—FlyingToaster, Jul 09 2014
   


 

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