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All contestants are provided with a government declaration before competing, that they are not terrorists and that should they be caught it explains at the top of the form 'no - this is a tv reality program'.
Two teams must try to smuggle a series of chosen items through different airport security
checkpoints around the world ie - a cucumber wrapped in aluminium foil, 2kg of talcum powder, fake pistol, rubber knife, large ticking alarm clock attached to 5 cooked sausages wrapped in masking tape, exotic pie dishes etc.
When they all meet at a designated point somewhere in the world, the team with the most remaining items are declared the champions, and ornate flutes are sounded with acompanying shouting and tossing of hats.
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95 egg-sized balloons filled with rat poison. |
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Sorry, recently watched Maria Full of Grace. |
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Most remaining items? Most remaining members, perhaps. people get jail sentences even for joking about carrying guns/drugs at airports... |
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Yes but the real smugglers already have an advantage. |
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why would anyone stop you with 2kg of talcum powder? |
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