Smuggle

All contestants are provided with a government declaration before competing, that they are not terrorists and that should they be caught it explains at the top of the form 'no - this is a tv reality program'.

Two teams must try to smuggle a series of chosen items through different airport security checkpoints around the world ie - a cucumber wrapped in aluminium foil, 2kg of talcum powder, fake pistol, rubber knife, large ticking alarm clock attached to 5 cooked sausages wrapped in masking tape, exotic pie dishes etc.

When they all meet at a designated point somewhere in the world, the team with the most remaining items are declared the champions, and ornate flutes are sounded with acompanying shouting and tossing of hats.