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What color are smoke dectectors?
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What shape are smoke detectors?
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Round and White has ruled for too long!
It's time to liven it up a little. I want to buy a smoke detector that looks like a nose and put on my wall/ceiling. When you check the battery it either says, "I'm
clear" or else (in a stuffed up voice), "I'm stuffy."
I'd like to be friends with this important household item.
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I can think of some body parts we could substitute for thermometers, too. |
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What colour is a PeterSealy's nose? Mine's kinda beige.
Perhaps he has a bright blue iNose.| — | sirrobin,
Mar 15 2001, last modified Mar 31 2001 |
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wot no bright yellow canary shaped? |
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<off topic> I remember reading a book, when I was a kid, which mentioned a canary. I was thoroughly confused for a long time because I thought that they were talking about a place where cans were made. |
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I'll take one in Toucan Sam style. Maybe it'll even follow its nose to the source of the smoke. |
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Well, señor, the recently introduced Lav-x® refillable toilet bowl deodorizer uses a special green apple scented gel. If we were to offer that shaped like a nose? |
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Little Joan of Arc statues that scream and pray when they
detect smoke. |
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Isn't smoke used to pacify bees? If you filled your house full of angry bees, instead of a conventional smoke detector, then when they stopped stinging you, you'd know that your house is on fire. |
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