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I don't think that a wide brim would keep smoke away. What
you'd need would be a giant revolving windmill on your head.
Yes, that would be much better. |
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I think [Shemie] might be asking for advice on how to. |
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You could make a small electrostatic scrubber in the form of a top hat and vent the scrubbed air out from under the brim. |
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You could say "I hate white rabbits, I hate white
rabbits.." |
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Better to get her a CO2 fire extinguisher. When she sees someone smoking, she can put it out for them. |
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WARNING: Discharging a CO2 extinguisher at a smoker's face can (hopefully) cause severe injury if done correctly. |
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It's at times like this that you really, really need a [FarmerJohn]. |
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you could get some of those *fan* earrings to just blow the smoke away...
hmm, I looked for a link, but maybe I dreamed them...I'm sure I've seen some tiny, motorized fans hanging on earrings, if not, I'll go invent some... |
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It's a well-known fact that smoke always blows towards the non-smoker. This could be exploited as a source of renewable energy, by building a wind turbine between a health farm and a hippy commune. |
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