Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Smells Like Half Bakery

 obligatory apologies to Nirvana
  (+11, -1)(+11, -1)
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Load up on buns
Bring your rants
It's fun to bone and to croissant
Balloon-borne platforms, monkey bars
I can't pronouce these dirty words

Croissant, croissant, croissant, fishbone
(4x)
With your "sorry" light, it's less dangerous
Corporate Jester, entertain us
That's just stupid! (There's a tagline)
Get your custard and your maglight
Slinky polo, and Pedanto
Bee Jam Banjo, Superhero
Yay

Custard speed bumps, random moths
And amputees for astronauts
Our little group has always been
Correcting grammar till the end

Croissant, croissant, croissant, fishbone
With your "sorry" light, it's less dangerous
Corporate Jester, entertain us
That's just stupid! (There's a tagline)
Get your custard and your maglight
Slinky polo, and Pedanto
Bee Jam Banjo, Superhero
Yay

And I forget just why I half-bake
Oh, yeah, it shirley makes me smile
Just get your elf and come right in
Tell newbies to bone Panic PIN

Croissant, croissant, croissant, fishbone
With your "sorry" light, it's less dangerous
Corporate Jester, entertain us
That's just stupid! (There's a tagline)
Get your custard and your maglight
Slinky polo, and Pedanto
Bee Jam Banjo, Superhero
Hullaballoon
Hullaballoon
Hullaballoon
Hullaballoon

—globaltourniquet, Aug 15 2007

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       well, [the_leopard] will be pleased at any rate. : )   

       i need to hear it sung, [globes]. can you hum a few bars?
—k_sra, Aug 16 2007
   

       Yup. It's got my bun already.   

       It feels like a rite of passage.
—theleopard, Aug 16 2007
   

       Finally, a parody of a song that I've actually heard before. +
—phundug, Aug 16 2007
   

       I missed this. Heh
—blissmiss, Dec 20 2007
   

       (The old unforced bump play. Didn't think it would work against this defense.)
—globaltourniquet, Dec 20 2007
   

       Well it did...and it didn't.
—blissmiss, Dec 20 2007
   

       Thanks, [UB]. I also found an "l" that I must have lost earlier...
—globaltourniquet, Dec 20 2007
   


 

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