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Nothing says "badass" like a cig hanging off your lip. But many places discourage smoking. And if not smoked, the cig tends to get soggy. Must you walk around clean empty mouthed like some vegan? Where is the panache?
BUNGCO has the fix. By slobberproofing the filter end of our imported cigs,
they can remain in the mouth all day. Now sport that unlit cig on your lip wherever you please - airplanes, ICU, kindergarten - wherever! Be as cool as the French - and if there is no smoke there is no smoking.
would it look like this?
https://upload.wiki...igarette_holder.png
[Voice, Aug 08 2013]
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Ehh… I mean, come on. You must have seen folks
sporting those fancy newfangled electronic cigarettes
by now. Look pretty much like traditional ciggies,
perfectly slobberproof, and on top of that you can
“smoke” them without actually smoking—just inhaling
vapor. Some even have a faux LED “tip” that lights
up when you inhale. |
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Not gonna MFD baked this one, but… Just go to any
convenience
store and ask for one of these. |
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My old man could do with this. He gave up smoking but still likes to pretend, and goes through about a pack a week due to slobber. |
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Fake cigarettes just don't have the same feel - or taste - as the real thing. |
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Also, you can't hang an e-cig off your lip, at least not
without the aid of superglue. |
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In all honesty, the first thing I think when I see a cigarette hanging from anyone's lip is 'moron.' |
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<rayfordsteele> have you watched Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction? I bet that wasn't the first thing you thought. |
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