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A British horror film, where hapless victims are subjected to torments by a woodentop...
Oddly enough these all seem to food related, such as being ravenous but unable by etiquette to take the last biscuit on the plate, a formal dinner with three kinds of knives and not knowing which one to use...using
the last teabag in the box at a friend's house..
The perpetrator has a fine line in home-made almost inedible foodstuff, including coleslaw (which is where the name comes from), that microtome cut school meal bacon, which has more sliced bits of bone than 1 pig could ever possibly contain, tepid semolina, et al.
The Disgusting English Candy Drill
http://www.olemichaelsen.dk/gravity.html
[calum, Dec 19 2014]
Scott's Final Days
https://www.youtube...watch?v=STzgXXU6GpI
[bs0u0155, Dec 19 2014]
The Woodentops
http://en.wikipedia...dentops_(TV_series)
Quite scary in some ways ... [8th of 7, Dec 19 2014]
[link]
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//A British horror film ... food related // |
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// almost inedible foodstuff, including coleslaw // |
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This implies the existence of edible coleslaw, which is clearly
impossible. |
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// microtome cut school meal bacon, which has more sliced bits of
bone than 1 pig could ever possibly contain, tepid semolina, et al. // |
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The Horror of School Dinners ... don't forget the sausages made
entirely from gristle, and the misleadingly-titled "liver and onions" ... |
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//being ravenous but unable by etiquette to take the last
biscuit on the plate// <link> |
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Ahhh, the 1960's ... you had to be there ... |
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In the UK, "Woodentop" is also a slang (pejorative) term for a
uniformed police officer, often used by the C.I.D. |
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British horror film ... food related... seems redundant somehow. |
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// woodentop // That dates you ... |
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Never been dated by something outside the Kingdom Animalia |
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Oddly enough "Aotus is the genus of golden peas and night monkeys" according to the wikipedia on taxonomy, so there might have been some hanky-panky between certain primates and err, plants. Easily understood, as it must been very dark at the time. |
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It will need lots of camera work, angles, lighting, dramatic music. |
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Sliced cabbage, mayonnaise, some horseradish. Where is the horror? I like coleslaw. |
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