h a l f b a k e r yYou gonna finish that?
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
Sky High
The most relaxing skydiving experience possible! | |
Want to cross that item off your bucket list but lack the
will to overcome your most primal fears? Try Sky High the
most relaxing skydiving experience possible!
1. Take one of our specially designed sedatives that place
you in a calming comatose state.
2. Our associates strap your corpse
securely to one of our
skydiving professionals.
3. The professional boards a plane full of terrified
skydiving trainees while your body dangles carelessly.
4. The professional performs a thrilling skydive while your
seemingly lifeless body flails in the wind.
5. Once you've landed, wake up and view a recording of
your daring feat.
[link]
|
| |
"Why are the people down there so small? Why am I so
hungry?" |
|
| |
We want to see the video where the participant is given a very short-acting medication such as nitrous oxide, resulting in them recovering full consciousness a few seconds after exiting the aircraft. |
|
| |
We suggest that top quality adult incontinence undergarments are included in the ticket price. |
|
| |
You could save a lot of money by just drugging people and then showing them stock footage of a flailing corpse skydiving. |
|
| |
That is devious, cynical, unprincipled, exploitative, unworthy, and simply dishonest. |
|
| |
Have you ever considered running for public office ? |
|
| |
Hmmm, the start of Predators 2010 but without the
Predators, safety first etc. |
|
| |