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Sinus Vibrator

A combination of electric toothbrush, percussion massager, and recreational vibrator.
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Which of us with bad sinuses hasn't tried anything and everything to find relief? Pills, nasal sprays, neti pots. One of the best things I've found is a percussion massager, turned to the highest available setting, applied directly to the face in violation of the owner's manual. I propose a smaller, more practical and purpose built device. Picture an ultrasonic electric toothbrush, but instead of a toothbrush head there is a 2-3" long suppository-shaped end piece. Bacteriostatic lubricant is applied and the device inserted as far as practical into the nose. Intense vibration shakes loose years worth of thickened mucus, blood, and pollen. A convenient timer stops the vibration automatically after a few minutes in case you've lost consciousness. You awake and begin your life anew.
DIYMatt, Apr 10 2023

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       I'll take three please
pocmloc, Apr 10 2023
  

       What [pocmloc] said.
whatrock, Apr 10 2023
  

       A bidet version might also be effective in retentive situations.
mylodon, Apr 11 2023
  

       I'll bun the bidet version. The sinus version looks too dangerous. No skull-shattering resonance for me, thanks.
Voice, Apr 11 2023
  
      
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