Singing Delivery Men

I was listening to the radio the other day, when on came that Ocado advert. For readers outside of the UK, Ocado is an online supermarket which promises to deliver your food "straight into your kitchen". The radio adverts take the form of a catchy jingle, sung by a mellow-voiced man to the tune of the nursery rhyme "I am the Music Man". The jingle implies that the delivery man, self-titled "The Ocado Man", will deliver your food while singing his little song.

I was therefore saddened to discover that the delivery men used by Ocado are nothing but bored and surly workers, some of whom barely speak English. Wouldn't it be great, I thought to myself, if the delivery men were trained to sing the song while delivering your food? Perhaps, with a little extra training, they could do some sort of dance too, impressing the customers with their skill and athletic prowess.

Sure, it might add a little something to the delivery price, but I for one would be happy to pay a surcharge with the promise of singing delivery men skipping through my front door, gaily handing me the bill as they sing the final, glorious notes.