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At the Synchronised Hair Salon there is total silence as the scissors are poised behind the row of heads all waiting in perfect stillness. There are no conversations about holidays or the weather or covid or political numpties.
With a single gesture of their conducting comb, the director signals a
start to the proceedings, and the sound of perfectly synchronised scissor snipping fills the room.
Other gestures indicate the timed deployment of electric shavers to begin buzzing in harmony for neck areas etc.
More specialised sevices such as the subtle sound of synchronised razor shaving are available and timetabled for appointments.
All events are concluded by the choreographed sweeping of hair from the floor and the beeping of electronic payments into individual devices.
note - also under development - The Sound of Synchonised Dental Work
The Haircutting Robot
https://youtu.be/WQ8Xgp8ALFo
Stuff Made Here. [RayfordSteele, Mar 10 2022]
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+ Here’s a bun but no I would never go to a hair
salon where I couldn’t talk to my hairdresser! They
are better than a therapist you know. |
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Just for that there can be an "exchange of
synchronised secrets" session. |
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Could be an olympic sport |
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Would you have to have people with identical
hairstyles? |
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I see this as a musical of some Rogers and
Hammerstein sort. |
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I think the mystery and joy of it would be
individual hairstyles being created by identical
scissor actions and movements of the salon
operatives. |
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Then this could be like a kind of pantograph system like has been proposed on here for automatic writing. i.e. the hairdresser wields the scissors etc. in their usual way, but the victim is seated on a rotating and movable platform that wriggles and jiggles like a CNC cutter to present them at different angles and position to the scissors. |
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There was a YouTuber who did a haircutting robot. It
was rather poor at getting a decent cut, as people's
heads are shaped rather differently from eachother
and require a variety of trim angles. I'll see if I can
find it. |
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“Happy to serve, Esteemed Client. You want a bit of a trim around the ears? Or remove the ears? Yes, sir!” |
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[RayfordSteele] It’s Busby Berkeley with sharp things. |
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