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Create a giant colourful statue of the
members of Spinal Tap, perhaps fifty feet
high, and place it next to Stone Henge on
Salisbury Plain.
This will make it look as though the band had
the perspective right when they recreated
the legendary stones on their tour, and will
be a right good
wheeze.
(?) Spinal Tap - Stone Henge
http://www.youtube....watch?v=Xlf5ucFanpY
If you're short of time, click two minutes in. Either way, turn the volume up to eleven. [Fishrat, Sep 08 2010]
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Yes! Stone Henge could do with a bit of interest. [+] |
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Stonehenge definitely needs some help. It's disappointing in the flesh; tiny compared with expectation and so closely skirted by the road. |
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I hear they're planning to release Stone Henge II soon, which
will be much bigger and in 3-D. |
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Add a giant midget dressed as a leprechaun and it'll be
perfect. |
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I'm boning this because I feel humorless today. Sorry |
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That's ok. I hope that boning the idea cheers you up a bit. I know what it's like when life feels a bit glum and you want to arbitrarily hit out at someone. Chin up, [voice]. |
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By the way, I've boned all of your ideas right back, because I'm feeling a bit vengeful today. How do you like them onions? |
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//It's disappointing in the flesh// |
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Most disappointing. I had a rock hammer in my coat, but wasn't allowed anywhere near the stones. I haven't been so miffed since they took away my pliers in the Statute of Liberty. I just wanted a small bit of copper, like a penny's worth, but they became hostile and said I couldn't have it. |
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I have a teeny tiny piece of Apollo 10's (I think) re-entry
shield, picked off back in the days when the Science Museum
thought a rope barrier and a notice were sufficient
protection. |
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We have stuff you buggers would go mad for (Including Voyager II, but don't tell NASA, we've been carefully faking the signals for years). |
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And - better - we have Stephen Hawking's autograph.... there's a rarity. |
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[DrWorm] I had forgotten the leprechauns. I love how they crash into one another when they dance. |
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//We have stuff you buggers would go mad for (Including Voyager II, but don't tell NASA, we've been carefully faking the signals for years). // |
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Crafty, and bonus points for skewing the results just enough so that people are going mad with the acceleration errors. |
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The funny thing is, NASA's tracking system failed years ago
and *they've* been faking the signal at their end also. |
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