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"Showering Under Purple Rain" is the name given to a new shower
system that delivers appropriately coloured water to the
accompaniment of the most excellent Prince track of the same
name.
Here's how it works: the cold water supply is stained with a
harmless
blue dye, while the hot water
receives a bright red equivalent.
When
the waters mix at the shower head, they form purple.
Those who
like to be roasted can elect to have pure red water, whilst those
who
enjoy a cold shower (like me) can have nice blue water bouncing
off
their goose pimples. "Purple Rain" can of course be played in the
background or sung out loud to the annoyance of all those in the
vicinity.
Pick a color, any color.
https://www.google....AQ&biw=1333&bih=601
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 31 2014]
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You could also have an attachment that fires two
steel bolts at your kneecaps, to the accompaniment
of "I can't stand the rain"; or one that drops men from
the roof of the cubicle. |
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There is a significant danger that you may become
permanently marooned in your own shower cubicle. |
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Here's a pertinent question: What melodic sounds might be
heard emanating from the device used to open the door of
the shower cubicle? |
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I'll bun this for creativity, but as nice as that song
is,
if I started my day listening to it I'd crawl right
back
in bed. I don't need John Phillips Souza in the
morning, but something a little more upbeat. On
second thought, the Monty Python theme would
be
a good getting ready for the day tune. I think it's
called "Liberty Bell." |
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I know, how predictable. A discussion of Prince
leading right into John Phillips Souza. |
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I'll take the Slayer version |
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[2 fries] I was of course aware of those shower heads in
link, (thanks though) but they are all optical, and don't
have the drama of seeing actual coloured water swirling
around your feet after it has coursed down the length of
your torso. |
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True,
hm, fiber optic torsos... |
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//the most excellent Prince track of the same name. |
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In computing terms that is div zero |
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