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You could also have an attachment that fires two
steel bolts at your kneecaps, to the accompaniment
of "I can't stand the rain"; or one that drops men from
the roof of the cubicle. |
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There is a significant danger that you may become
permanently marooned in your own shower cubicle. |
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Here's a pertinent question: What melodic sounds might be
heard emanating from the device used to open the door of
the shower cubicle? |
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I'll bun this for creativity, but as nice as that song
is,
if I started my day listening to it I'd crawl right
back
in bed. I don't need John Phillips Souza in the
morning, but something a little more upbeat. On
second thought, the Monty Python theme would
be
a good getting ready for the day tune. I think it's
called "Liberty Bell." |
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I know, how predictable. A discussion of Prince
leading right into John Phillips Souza. |
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I'll take the Slayer version |
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[2 fries] I was of course aware of those shower heads in
link, (thanks though) but they are all optical, and don't
have the drama of seeing actual coloured water swirling
around your feet after it has coursed down the length of
your torso. |
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True, hm, fiber optic torsos... |
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//the most excellent Prince track of the same name. |
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In computing terms that is div zero |
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