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A diet requires discipline, the device you get is a vacuum
cleaner disguised as a handbag or briefcase the system will
have an ultra noisy mode and a silent mode and include a
small self retracting flexible tube.
Part of killing a good diet is being ashamed of ordering a
smaller portion or
asking about the calorie count.
Now you can order whatever is on the menu.
When the food arrives at the table you can vacuum an
appropriately sized portion off of your plate.
No Fuss No Muss No going over your caloric allowance.
The SVACDA will assuredly blend or liquefy the materials
into a repulsive shake to discourage cheating behind
closed doors.
I also believe that systems like this minus the slurry
processing stage may be utilized by very hungry people to
rob foods from other peoples plates, foods that they may
perhaps not be able to afford.
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Are we eating what goes in the vac or what stays on the plate? |
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you eat what stays on the plate |
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