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Sold as a single shoe in a 1 litre bottle, or a pair of shoes in a 2 litre bottle.
People will shit trying to figure out "why?" anyone would do this.
The Answer to the Carami...<thud>
https://web.archive...-edward/cadbury.htm
<Move along, nothing to see here.> [zen_tom, Jun 09 2005]
How'd They Do That?
https://web.archive...ottlewoodenshoe.jpg
And the shoes are wood! [k_sra, Jun 09 2005]
Pear in a Bottle
https://web.archive...om/Pearinbottle.htm
I'd always wanted to know, thanks Pa`ve! [zen_tom, Jun 10 2005]
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Oh, my, god. The new laxative! Anorexics and old people will love it! BUN |
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Yeah, I think I'm with [po] on this one. BUN |
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It's already starting to work its magic on [pa've]. |
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[Pa've], dude, are you shitting yet? |
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//How do you tie the laces? //
Knitting needles, patience and a very steady hand. It could be a new 'executive toy'. |
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New Reenshoes, guaranteed to stay dry in any weather. |
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Is there any liquid in the bottle? Pickled sneakers? |
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It's like the Caramilk secret. |
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..pssst!....What's the Caramilk secret? |
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Do the shoes have some kind of rigging-like structure that can be erected by the pull of a string? |
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I can't tell you. Their spys are everywhere. |
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WTF!?
<clenches; shuffles off to loo> |
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It's certainly a really interesting way of selling footwear. Certainly would be a nice promotional tool for a new brand. |
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"In case of emergency, break glass." |
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<Cheeks puff out ... eyes widen and redden ... nostrils flare ... spokesperson peeps at bottleneck> "Hey! Is that sole?" |
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No, I'd be trying to figure out how anyone would do this. Tell me how and I'll take away this fishbone. |
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[baconbrain] - Plastic bottle: use memoryform plastic, heat plastic bottle until elastic, open up neck, insert shoe, cool bottle. Glass bottle: remove base of bottle while glass is still hot and pliable, cool bottle while leaving base heated, insert shoe, press bottle to hot base and fuse. |
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Using those fancy manipulator arms for keyhole surgery, a good cobbler could make a shoe inside a bottle. S/He'd just need some training on how to use the arms. |
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Annoyingly, after reading the "There was an old lady" starting I was so convinced it would be a limerick that I read it three times thoroughly trying to figure out how "thought" could rhyme with "head". |
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Well, I wrote one while in school (creative writing class) |
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There was a young penguin in drag,
Who swore he was not a real fag;
"But ice cubes are kinky,
And dresses are slinky,
And girl penguins just make me gag". |
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Back to the shoes: Does the cobbler get a wee cobbling stand in the bottle? |
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Oh, and a liter bottle would have a size 43 shoe, but a quart bottle would have a 10-1/2. |
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While walking on beach a man finds a shoe in a glass bottle on the tideline. Seeing a message in the shoe he breaks open the bottle to read: "Ha!, now no one will believe you found a shoe in a bottle" (+) |
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... and that, class, concludes today's lesson on how to write a parable. |
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+ I just added the extra bun to bring this over the top.
Bottled shoes, gloves and undies... |
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Cloth shoes such as sneakers would be easier to get into a bottle and maybe out. It could be a new way to market sneakers and recycle old bottles. |
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"If I could have shoes in a bottle..." - Jim Croce |
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