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Now, turbines in the cisterns... that's good. |
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How does the internal plunger work? |
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S-note, please check your calendar carefully: 2000 is no longer in the future. |
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Dude, if clogged toilets are a problem for you, maybe the solution you need is more fiber in your diet. (sorry, couldn't resist that one) |
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Kidding aside, should be easy enough to mount a garburator in the pipe below your toilet. But again, I find it easier to just double flush for 'big ones' (or should I say "big two's" this topic is too easy). |
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Scenes from that movie (Envy) were exactly how I imagine a half-con. |
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The internal plunger works thus, |
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The waste pipe is mounted with a 3-barrel cylinder (think a revolver), which are about a 30cms long. When the toilet is clogged the toilet is sealed at the waste pipe end and the bowl end. The 3 Barrels revolve until the 2nd barrel fits in the empty space. This barrel has an internal shape similar to a cone fitted with a vacuum pump. This clears any blockage in the waste pipe. Once complete the cylinder revolves again and the 3rd barrel slots in, this barrel is simply another waste pipe. The 1st barrel is then removed and placed in the compacta- turd compartment on the side of the toilet. The barrel is emptied and the contents go through a grinder, this waste is then feed back into the waste pipe. The barrel is then placed back on the stack ready for use. |
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Its called a 2000 model because my original design was the Shitzgone1000. Unfortunately the Fart Audio enhancement feature and the 3-D smellorama design proved to be unpopular. Hence the next gen version the Shitzgone2000 |
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But what about versions 1001-1999? |
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I'll be honest its just a number - previous versions inculded the Dump o' matic (the internal ass wipping mechanisim was considered "invasive"). The Flush n' Brush ( a toilet and toothbrush combination) and the barber chair comode (ideal for a long session in the barbers chair!). They were just too far ahead of their time... |
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can the dog still drink from the toilet? |
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Should have said that on the Toilet Disposer idea... |
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I think a dog senser could be incorporated (optional extra) This would then be activated by once the dog is detected and would cause Toilet Lockdown mode. The toilet lid is closed preveting the dog from being able to drink from the "bowel"
Also availabe - footpedal operated lid, ideal for those Stand up visits only! |
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