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Shatamatic

 Shatter stuff with a special particle beam
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Ever want to shatter a sponge?

I got this great new idea for a special particle beam that shoots a supercooled chemical (such as liquid nitrogen) at whatever you point it at. This would be great for fun, profit and to lighten up dull family outings. It can also be used as a sort of corpse disposal (nuts to cremation!). Just shoot it... watch the target freeze up... get a crow bar... and either releive stress on the target or use it as a chrismas ornament. This can also be used for storing foods and even mining.

And if the neighbors cat has been digging in your garden again... well lets just say this machine probably won't be sponsered for by the SPCA.....

—ShatteredPizza, Jun 28 2001

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       Maybe if you sprayed a high-pressure stream of frozen nitrogen it would have enough impact to freeze and then shatter an object. Otherwise you freeze it with the nitrogen and then perform the shatteration by hitting it with something.
—Dog Ed, Jun 28 2001
   

       eh... just freeze it and throw a rock at it
—ShatteredPizza, Jun 28 2001
   

       Zap Shatner with it and see if his acting looks any different... it would definatley improve his "singing" ie. shut him up...
—RobertKidney, Jun 28 2001
   

       Or, reinvent it as "Scattomatic" so's I can learn to right wrap music.
—reensure, Jun 28 2001
   


 

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