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Shari’a Voodoo Doll Kit

 Combine the power of Allah and Olorun to curse wrongdoers and make them see the error of their ways
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Has someone you cared about, got rotten drunk, told lies about you, or taken the car and run off with a lover? Perform shari’a punishment on the voodoo doll to revenge and transform the offender. The six-inch Shari’a Voodoo Doll has burlap skin and is stuffed with red cotton for maximum effect. The kit comes complete with incense, whip, stoning pebbles, two-inch sword and detailed instructions. Some typical transgressions and punishments to be carried out:

Drinking wine or slandering a woman’s honor – 80 lashes
Fornication – 100 lashes
Adultery – 100 lashes and stoning
Theft – cut off right hand
Highway robbery – cut off hands and feet
Murder - decapitation

—FarmerJohn, Jul 25 2002

Shari'a http://www.princess..._and_government.htm
check out the last two paragraghs [FarmerJohn, Jul 25 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Virtual Voodoo Doll http://www.virtual-...o&subsection=voodoo
Hey, why pay for what you can get free? [Aurora]

Voodoo Doll http://www.mcphee.c.../current/08922.html
Baked - already exists. Get one here. [Aurora, Jul 30 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Voodoo Doll http://www.mcphee.c.../current/08922.html
Baked - already exists. Get one here. [Aurora, Jul 30 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Islam frowns on witchcraft. So you would have to stone your voodoo doll to death in punishment of yourself.
—DrCurry, Jul 25 2002
   

       I was going to do a combo of shari'a with sadists and masochists which you might have owned up to.
—FarmerJohn, Jul 25 2002
   

       Where's the FUN in this? Much better to deceptively plan a fitting revenge.
—dag, Jul 25 2002
   

       Baked. See link.
—Aurora, Jul 30 2002
   

       Aurora: that's a voodoo doll. Reread title.   

       ;)
—DrCurry, Jul 30 2002
   

       Well excuuuuuuse me! *grin*   

       I didn't realize we needed to differentiate between TYPES of voodoo dolls.
—Aurora, Jul 30 2002
   
      
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