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Starring Cher and a host of other liberal type performers
who
would
be likely to participate in an event designed to hand the
reigns of
the world back to aboriginal cultures, this is an event
called
Share!,
to be held after Hilliary Clinton takes office, in
Queensland
Austrailia,
because Cher is the queen, and
simultaneously in New
York or Washington DC or somewhere else close to the
antipode of
Queensland, and featuring at the antipode event, Ted
Nugent,
white
power hardcore and all sorts of other conservative
performance
that
would be likely to attract people who would be rather
unwilling to
have aboriginal cultures assume control of the world.
The event could officially be called Cher-Ted, but as this
is
phonetically pretty close to sharted, the past tense of a
verb that
means to shit and fart at once, I am pretty sure folks
would be
likely to satisfy themselves with the shortened version:
Share!
Based on the idea of Beds are Burning by Midnight Oil,
the motto
of
the event could be "Give It To Them" - the left wingers
who would
all
be flying to Queensland, would read it as an attempt to
hand over
ownership of world wide systems to aboriginal cultures,
which it
would be, and right wingers could read it as a Trump-
like attempt
to
"really give it to 'em", "'em" being the foreigners.
Point of the whole thing -- to find and give up control to
"the
Others"
Who is Cher ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cher So famous she don't need a last name. [popbottle, Sep 13 2016]
Cher, Scarlet Johansson and Katy Perry coming to Washington DC to be with JesusHChrist
http://dcist.com/20...katy_perry_cher.php [JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017]
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Didn't this happen in the second half of the Stephen King novel _The Stand_? If not it should have. |
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Didn't this happen in the second half of the Chargers-Kansas City game ? |
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Didn't this happen in the Brexit election? |
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In general, I'm in favour of any political/cultural
movement based on a popular 80's song |
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Cher, Scarlett, Katy, and bevy of others, come to Papa.
(linky) |
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Haters can eat their hearts out while I am booking my
tickets
for Austrailia. |
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Why bother with tickets? Can't you just strap on a sphericon and jiggle about a bit? |
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Maybe, I'll ask Katy, Cher and Scarlett what they think while
you sit behind your computer being acrimonious. |
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Don't be an idiot, [JHC]. If I were sitting behind my computer, how would I see the screen? And I'm not being acrimonious: I just think you're a moron and have the integrity and decency to say so openly. |
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Indeed you do. Have this banana with my compliment. |
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I'll pass this along to my new colleagues. |
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Tricky unless they can get their hands free, mate. |
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Every time, kiddo. But pack antibiotics to be on the safe side. |
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It's like trying to have a conversation with Side Show Bob. |
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I know, but I have the patience of a saint. |
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The problem with the category choice seems small in comparison. |
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Is there a problem with the category? |
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[+] I've been mulling over the idea of handing the country over to First Nations, under the assumption that they'd prioritize long-term ecology over short-term economy. |
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