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This idea is probably not for you, if you're already a little
overendowed in the gluteal regions.
However, for those of you worried about your posterior
presentation, Shapely Pants may be the product for you.
Shapely Pants is a flame-proof, puncture-proof, future-
proof addition to your personal
grooming repertoire.
It is made by taking a mould of your existing butt shape
and creating a pad that fits perfectly to your existing
shape, yet fills out your jeans, trousers or skirt with a butt
shaped like your favourite movie or sports star's booty,
giving you a perky, pleasing profile at all times.
It's held to your body with a simple stocking sleeve and is
fully washable, for hygiene purposes.
Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude van Damme, J-lo, Beyonce...
take your pick.
It's a whole lot cheaper than buttock implants.
Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
http://en.wikipedia...ris.27_Ford_Popular
Between "Life of Tschaikowsky" & "The Fish-Slapping Dance" [8th of 7, May 29 2012]
Best strapline ever...
http://www.lovemybu...lifting-boxer.shtml
[Phrontistery, May 29 2012]
http://www.feelfoxy.com
[hippo, May 29 2012]
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml
[hippo, May 29 2012]
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I'm pretty sure this product is already available in
Japan or China, where young women buy underwear
with strategically-placed padding to give the
contours of a more rounded 'Western' posterior. |
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And apologies, [UB] - I felt a bit mean saying "I'm pretty sure this product is already available" without providing proof, but I didn't want to Google "Asian women round bottom knickers" at work. |
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Why not, [hippo]? News of the World is no longer
scanning email accounts, is it? |
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I can see it now... confidence enhanced by her new
perky pleasing profile, Juliet ensnares Romeo for a
night of passion. All goes according to plan until
Juliet's fabric friends hit the floor, gravity returns
and Romeo vaults screaming over the balcony. |
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Surely you don't think he really killed himself
deliberately, first time around, do you? |
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