h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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A bit runnier than conventional shampoo. Lemony fresh scent. Lovely golden showers with every ablution.
Because... you're number one.
good for skin
https://shine.yahoo...skin-153400768.html [xandram, May 05 2014]
Sell it with this soap
http://www.poopsoap.com/ Wash yourself in simulated feeces and urine for some reason. [doctorremulac3, May 07 2014]
Oh Humpty...
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Virgin_boy_egg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 07 2014]
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This is probably the least idea I've seen here for
some time. |
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Well, yeah, but the good ideas seem to drop like stones. |
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Even failed experiments can teach us things Grashopper. |
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I think this is gross. Bad 2 fries, Bad! |
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I'm sorry [bliss]. I'll try to make it up to you on the next one, promise. |
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The latest 4 ideas are about pee, butts, poop and nerds. |
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I'm trying to head the meme off at the pass. shhhhhhhh |
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but... get it? head... at the pass... <snickers> shhhhhhhhhh They're looking! shhh! |
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You're in the top stream of contributors here? |
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After reading this idea you will make to rate it highly! [+] |
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What kind of packaging or container were you envisioning for this product? |
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I dread to even think about the number 2 bar of soap accompanying this dubious shampoo. |
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He: So what do you do for a living? |
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Truth: Cat or dog 1 better substitute |
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But real truth: Cows best for large quantity mass market shampoo. |
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At a 99 cent store near you. Get the gallon size for real savings. |
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There may be some merit in this idea, thinking
about pee constituents and what makes a good
shampoo. |
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+ Urine does have some good qualities for the skin.
[see link] |
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The Roman civilization (sic) on your planet used human urine for
fulling (q.v.) and washing woolen cloth, including togas worn by the
Patricians. |
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That tells you pretty much all you need to know about the Italians,
actually ... |
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"Hey-a welcome to a Roma, looka at all da nice stuff we
built two thousanda years ago, you knowa our ancestors, they washa
theira clothes in piss ? You wanna meet my sista ? She very friendly,
she like meet you. Maybe you likea meet my brother ? He very friendly.
You like meet my mother ? She very friendly ... you wanna meet my
goat ... ? Yes, sure she's a she-goat, what are you, some kind-a
pervert ? Or maybe you Catholic priest, OK, thats-a cool ..." |
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Oddly that reminds me of an un-posted velcro/wellie idea I had a while back. It was baad. This wasn't supposed to be a workable idea guys, but while we're streamconsciousnessing have you heard of these things? [link] |
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gak... Ijustthrewupinmymouthalittle. |
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